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What movies have not aged well?

11.06.2025 12:27

What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Diamonds Are Forever

Dr No

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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A View to a Kill

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Ah so!”

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Octopussy

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-J W Pepper

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

From Russia With Love

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Moonraker

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Goldfinger

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd